So you're out hanging with the dudes. I'm at home watching Gilmore Girls and eating smoked gouda.
As much as I enjoy pretending that I'm single and have a copious amount of time to myself, it's pretty boring here without you. And no one to scare while I have on teeth whitening strips. And no one to comment to about "Hey, isn't Gilmore Girls just hilarious? Aren't you glad you married a wife who loves this show?"
Don't get me wrong, I love my alone time, but I love you more.
I love you,
Your New Wife.
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